Okay, actually as I write this it is February 2004, and I'm redoing my St. Pat's page, adding some more pages to it and whatnot.

So, what should I talk about? I have a shamrock plant named Lenny. It doesn't look like clovers, but just go try and find any mention of shamrocks that don't look like clovers! Go ahead, try! I dare you! My shamrock plant, the stems have 3 leaves, but they're bigger and more triangular than clover leaves. While you're at it, try to find something out about woodsorrel. That stuff looks more like clovers than shamrock. The three leaves are similar to clover leaves, except more heart-shaped. And you can eat them, if you don't mind how sour they are. Or maybe it's bitter, I always mix up those two tastes. Anyway, I suppose if you ate a clover or shamrock it wouldn't kill you or anything, but I definitely know you can eat woodsorrel. Anyway, all three plants are green and look Irish enough, so whatever.

What else to say? I keep asking that, don't I? Hmmm... There are plenty of good actors and writers from Ireland. And stuff like that. My powers of concentration are really starting to lag, I've been working on this page for it seems maybe a few hours. It doesn't look like it, does it? Just trust me. Because I'm kind of sure about that vague figure. Anyway, I don't know what else to say or do. And my wrists hurt. Maybe it's top 3, kind of not sure where to put Christmas. Halloween comes first, which by the way is partly based on the Celtic holiday Samhain. Fourth of July is probably second. Is St. Patrick's Day third? I don't know. It doesn't really depress me like Christmas can. Heh, every day of the year can depress me, though. Now I'm just rambling, aren't I? Hey, remember how Cheers and Gary's Olde Towne Tavern used to always compete on St. Patrick's Day? Ah, those were the days. But Julie says Cheers isn't on anymore. ...Oh, wait, I'm confusing myself with the Maxx. Weird. Seriously, I can tell my mind is really gone now, I need a break. Maybe I'll work more on this page later. Or not. You don't really want me to, anyway, do you? You haven't even read this far, I bet. Well, happy St. Patty's Day, anyway. Later days. (Oh damn, don't tell me I'm confusing myself with Tino Tonitini, now....)

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2004 again. I just wanted to add that last year I tried some Carolans Irish Cream (which I also mentioned on the drinks page) and had a Shamrock Shake at Mickey D's, along with fries and a Cajun fish sandwich (which I've decided not to mention on the drinks page, even though I'll still mention shamrock shakes in general, there). Um, and I can't think of anything else to say about last year, and I don't seem to have any of the page left to move here, so... See you next year, okay? I mean... this year... whatever.